Verse 1Blew Out All My Candles But I Was Focused OnLooking Really Good So I Forgot To Make A WishShould’ve Asked For World Peace But If I RememberedI Just Probably Would’ve Asked For Clearer SkinIt Might Be My Birthday But If You Ask Me I’d SayGetting Really Old Feels Like A PunishmentSo Many Heartwarming Texts, I Won’t Even Answer ThemI Only Pay Attention To Who ForgetsChorusHappy Birthday ToHappy Birthday ToVerse 2Long That I’ve Been Waiting For External ValidationI Won’t Feel Like A FlowerNot Unless I’m PickedHoarding The Attention At The Pity Me Convention,It Never Left Me Starving For ComplimentsChorusHappy Birthday ToHappy Birthday ToHappy Birthday ToHappy Birthday ToInstrumental[Chorus] Softly, Slightly MutedAll My Life I’ve Fallen Down A Certain Kind Of SadnessWell, It Hits Me, Tricks Me Like A HypnotistEvery Year It Comes Around; Line Em Up And Blow Them OutI Only Ever End Up With A Fat LipOutroFrom Wishing (Happy Birthday To You)From Casting Lines FishingFrom Black Cat PremonitionsOverpaying On My RentActing Like A Selfish BitchHoping That Our Band Gets BigBetting On The Mets To WinFrom Losing My InsuranceFrom Karaoke CourageFrom Watching The Whole World Get SickPraying My Grandparents LiveFrom Hoping That The Planet SpinsBy The Time I Have My Own KidsWondering What The Future IsCelebrating 26Happy Birthday ToHappy Birthday ToN.c.Happy Birthday To You************************************
