Single Released September 4, 2026Verse 1Well, If I Was Gonna Stage A Coup In An Upcoming ElectionWhat Exactly Would I Do To Safeguard My Protection?I Think I'd Build Myself A Great Big Room With Some Strategic PlacementI'd Put Guided Missiles On The Roof And Data Centers In The BasementIn Case They Try To Send The Troops When I Perform My Little CoupI'd Need A Private Army To Be Present When I Stage ItFrom There, It's Not Too Difficult, So Let's Not Over Complicate ItI'll Just Need A Couple Working Years Of Solid DegradationAnd I'll See How Far My Party Goes Along Before They QuestionI'll See How Many Citizens Can Die With No ArrestsI'll Stress Test The Balances And The Checks Of The ConstitutionBefore I Stage My Little Insiders Only RevolutionVerse 2And If I Was Gonna Stage A Coup In 2028I Think I'd Set Up A Crypto Coin Through My Family's EstateAnd I'd Take Billions In Contributions From Foreign Heads Of StateI'd Take Qatari Jets And Make 3,000 Insider TradesAnd Then I'd Have My Sons Invest In Ai Tech For Guided Drones And BombingAnd Start A Peace In The Middle East And Let The Drone Start Data FarmingVerse 3And If I Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd Nationalize ElectionsAnd I'd Tell The People I'm Doing All Of This For Their Own ProtectionAnd I Wouldn't Leave The White House When The Final Ballot's CastAnd When The Election Has Been Certified, I'd Sit My Happy Ass InsideMy Brand New Spanking Ballroom Built To Withstand Any StrikeAnd I'd Have My Private Army Ready With Me Day And NightAnd I'd Call The Congress Compromised, I'd Say The Court's Been JeopardizedAnd Once The Country's Paralyzed, I'd Institute The ReichVerse 4Well, If I Was Gonna Stage A Coup To Satisfy My EgoI Guess I'd Dress Up As Jesus Christ And Try To Play The HeroAnd I'd Tell The World To Be Afraid Of All Their Friends And NeighborsAnd Just Like Jesus Taught Us, I Would Punish Those Who WaverVerse 5And If I Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd Prop Up Jd VanceAnd Once His Campaign Starts To Lose, That's When I'd Have My ChanceI'd Say The System Has Been Rigged, Now It's Time That We Get RidOf Everything That I Have Been Harmful To The TruthSo Say Goodbye To The Fake News Outlets, Adiós To Those Who DoubtedSayonara To The Green Card Scammers, Au Revoir To The Foreign LandersChop The Head Off Of Bernie Sanders, Aoc And Biden's HandlersNo More Us As We Know It, No More News Or Whistle BlowingGoodbye Years Of Rigged Elections, Goodbye Human Rights ProtectionsGoodbye Anyone Who Questions Golden Statues I've ErectedBillionaires Will All Be Smitten, All The While I'll Just Be Sittin'Back To Reaping All The Profit And Silence Those Who Try To Stop ItOutroIf I Was Gonna Stage A Coup To Show The World How Great I AmThese Are The Things That I Would Do, My 2028 Election Plan
