Guess I'll End This Life AloneI Am Not Dramatic, These Are JustThe Thoughts That Pass Right Through MeAll The Douchebags In My PhonePlay 'Em Like A Slot MachineIf They're Winnin', I'm Just Losin'A Boy Who's Jacked And KindCan't Find His Ass To Save My LifeOh, It's Slim PickingsIf I Can't Have The One I LoveI Guess It's You That I'll Be KissingJust To Get My FixingsSince The Good Ones Are Deceased Or TakenI'll Just Keep On Moanin' And Bitchin'Ah-Ah-Ah-AhAh-Ah-Ah-AhJesus, What's A Girl To Do?This Boy Doesn't EvenKnow The Difference Between"Their," "There" And "They Are"Yet He's Naked In My RoomMissing All The Things He's MissingGod Knows That He Isn't Living LargeA Boy Who's Nice, That BreathesI Swear He's Nowhere To Be SeenIt's Slim PickingsIf I Can't Have The One I LoveI Guess It's You ThatI'll Be KissingJust To Get My FixingsSince The Good Ones Are Deceased Or TakenI'll Just Keep On Moanin'And Bitchin'Moanin' And Bitchin'Since The Good Ones CallTheir Exes WastedAnd Since The Lord ForgotMy Gay AwakeningThen I'll Just Be Here In The KitchenServing Up SomeMoanin' And Bitchin'
