ChorusJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckNow Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks DumbVerse 1Bounce Off The Trampoline And Aim For The PoolBounce Off The Trampoline And Aim For The PoolBounce Off The Trampoline And Aim For The PoolYou Missed The Fucking Pool, Now You Look Like A JackassChorusJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckNow Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks DumbVerse 2Jump Off The Roof To The TrampolineJump Off The Roof To The TrampolineJump Off The Roof To The TrampolineFall Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckChorusJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckNow Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks DumbVerse 3Try To Do A Flip And Land On Your FaceTry To Do A Flip And Land On Your FaceTry To Do A Flip And Land On Your FaceYou Can't Do A Flip Because You're Stupid As ShitChorusSo Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckJump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your NeckNow Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks Dumb