InstrumentsVerse 1I Was Tired Of My Lady We'd Been Together Too LongLike A Worn Out Recording Of A Favorite SongSo While She Lay There Sleepin' I Read The Paper In BedAnd In The Personal Columns There Was This Letter I ReadHook 1If You Like Piña Coladas And Gettin' Caught In The RainIf You're Not Into Yoga If You Have Half A BrainIf You Like Makin' Love At Midnight In The Dunes On The CapeThen I'm The Love That You've Looked For Write To Me And EscapeVerseI Didn't Think About My Lady I Know That Sounds Kinda MeanBut Me And My Old Lady Had Fallen Into The Same Old Dull RoutineSo I Wrote To The Paper Took Out A Personal AdAnd Though I'm Nobody's Poet I Thought It Wasn't Half BadHook 2Yes, I Like Piña Coladas And Gettin' Caught In The RainI'm Not Much Into Health Food I Am Into ChampagneI've Got To Meet You By Tomorrow Noon And Cut Through All This Red TapeAt A Bar Called O'malley's Where We'll Plan Our EscapeVerse 3So I Waited With High Hopes And She Walked In The PlaceI Knew Her Smile In An Instant I Knew The Curve Of Her FaceIt Was My Own Lovely Lady And She Said, "Oh, It's You"Then We Laughed For A Moment And I Said, "I Never Knew"Verse 4"That You Like Piña Coladas And Gettin' Caught In The RainAnd The Feel Of The Ocean And The Taste Of ChampagneIf You Like Making Love At Midnight In The Dunes On The CapeYou're The Lady I've Looked For Come With Me And Escape"
