IntroVerse 1He's Got A Hundred-Dollar HaircutA Knockoff Les Paul GuitarSporting Boots And Jeans, He Bought DistressedA Country And Western StarNobody Auto-Tuned "Rainbow Stew" Or "He Stopped Loving Her Today"'Cause You Can Or You Can't, You Are Or You Ain'tThe Real ThingVerse 2And All These Shooters Saying They're SoldiersPlaying On People's FearsLike Life's Some Kind Of Game For Fame And Tattoo TearsYou're Terrorists And Gangsters, And You'll Have Hell To PayThe Day You Get To Meet The Real ThingChorusWill The Real Thing Please Stand Up?The Goin' Done Gone And Gotten ToughOur Short Supply Is Drying UpOf The Real Thing, The Real ThingIt Don't Brag And It Don't BluffWon't Give In And Don't Give Up'Cause You Can Or You Can't, You Are Or You Ain'tThe Real ThingThe Real ThingVerse 3Yeah, My Grandpa Is Ninety-SixAnd Tough As Tarzan's FeetHe Grew Up Behind A PlowAnd Faced Hell On Omaha BeachHe Talks About Joltin' Joe And MarcianoLike It Was YesterdayBut You Outta See His Eyes Light UpWhen He Talks About The Woman He's Loved For Seventy YearsWhen He Says, "Son, That She's The Real Thing"ChorusOh, Will The Real Thing Please Stand Up?The Goin' Done Gone And Gotten ToughOur Short Supply Is Drying UpOf The Real Thing, The Real ThingIt Don't Brag And It Don't BluffWon't Give In And Don't Give Up'Cause You Can Or You Can't, You Are Or You Ain'tBaby, We Can Or We Can't, We Are Or We Ain'tThe Real ThingOutroAre We The Real Thing?I Need The Real ThingThe Real Thing
