Life's A Bitch (And Then You'll Die)IntroVerse 1You Should Wake Up In The Morning On The Right Side Of The BedConvince Yourself The Grass Is Green On Your Side Of The FenceSee The Silver Lining In The Existential DreadIf Someone Hasn't Told You YetI'm Telling You My FriendChorusLife's A BitchAnd Then You DieMight As Well Roll One Up And Get Real HighDon't Complain, It's A Waste Of Time'Cause Life's A Bitch, Life's A BitchAnd Then You DieVerse 2Be Kinder To Your Neighbour 'Cause Their Time Is Comin' TooIf It's Not Completely ObviousWe're All Already ScrewedAin't No Point In Arguing If A Man Went To The Moon'Cause We're All Circling The Drain Of Our Impending DoomChorusLife's A BitchAnd Then You DieMight As Well Kill A Case Of Miller LightDon't Complain, It's A Waste Of Time'Cause Life's A Bitch, Life's A BitchAnd Then You DieBridgeLife's A BitchAnd Then You DieLife's A BitchAnd Then You DieVerse 3When I Get To Contemplatin' All Of My RegretsI Take A Moment To Remember What My Mama Always SaidN.c."Robyn, Life's A Bitch And Then You Die"N.c.RightChorusLife's A BitchAnd Then You DieNo, I Ain't Ever Met No One Who's Made It Out AliveDon't ComplainIt's A Waste Of TimeLife's A BitchLife's A BitchAnd Then YouOutroN.c.Have A Good Time And Make Lots Of MoneyN.c.And Treat Everybody Like They're SomebodyN.c.If It's Such A Joke Then Laugh Like It's FunnyN.c.Life's A Bitch And Then You Die HoneyHave A Good Time And Make Lots Of MoneyAnd Treat Everybody Like They're SomebodyIf It's Such A Joke Then Laugh Like It's FunnyN.c.Life's A Bitch And Then You Die Honey
