IntroVerse 1I Blew Out My Hair For A House PartyEverybody There Was Already MarriedBut I Make A Great Ninth WheelTell My Own Jokes, Let 'Em FeelSo Grateful They All Found The Real ThingInterludeVerse 2I Shaved My Legs For A Blind DateAnd He Didn’t Ask One Question About MeAt Least I Got A Free MealLet Him Talk At Me UntilI Said “Hey I Gotta Take My Dog Out, It’s Getting Late”ChorusI Love My GirlI Love My FriendsIs It Really All That BadTo Want Someone To Hold My HandTo Hold My HandVerse 3I Painted My Nails Just In CaseMy Last Love Wanted To Be My FiancéHe Never Got Down On One KneeBut I Still BelieveMy Person's Out There Searching For MeChorusI Love My LifeI Love My FriendsIs It Really All That BadTo Want Someone To Hold My HandTo Hold My HandVerse 4I Blew Out My Hair For A House PartyEverybody There Was Already MarriedBut I Make A Great Ninth WheelTell My Own Jokes, Let 'Em FeelSo Grateful They All Found The Real ThingOutroSo Grateful They All Found The Real Thing---NgThe Real Thing---NgBut I Make A Great Ninth WheelTell My Own Jokes, Let 'Em FeelSo Grateful They All Found The Real ThingThe Real Thing---Ng