I'm In A Pickle..I've Found The Love Of My Life..But If I Ever Want To Make Her My WifeThat's When The Problems Will Arise..She's So Gorgeous,Won't You Come And See?..But She Can't Be With Someone Like Me..I Pray That There's A Miracle For MeOr Else We Simply Can Never Be..ChorusSo I'm Finding A Catholic ManTo Love The Love Of My Life..When I'm Old And GreyI Hope You'll Be HappyEither Way..Shе's Got A SmileThat'll Melt You In Your Seat..Shе's Got WitsTo Make You Move Your Feet..Alas The Universe Has Me BeatPushed Apart Just As Soon As We Meet..She's Got The BeautyAnd She's Got The Mind..The Best Damn Person ThatYou'll Ever Find..I Wish That She Could Stay As MineOh God, Won't You Give Me A Sign?..ChorusSo I'm Finding A Catholic ManTo Love The Love Of My Life..When I'm Old And GreyI Hope You'll Be HappyEither Way..I'm Finding A Catholic ManTo Love The Love Of My Life..When I'm Old And GreyI Hope You'll Be HappyEither Way.. Alright..!ChorusN.cSo I'm Finding A Catholic ManN.cTo Love The Love Of My Life..When I'm Old And GreyI Hope You'll Be HappyEither Way..I'm Finding A Catholic ManTo Love The Love Of My Life..When I'm Old And GreyI Hope You'll Be HappyEither Way..When I'm Old And GreyYou Know I'll Still Love YouAnyways..