Verse 1I’d Rather Solve Quadratic EquationsThan Shoot Little Birds With My Gun.I’d Rather Upholster A SofaThan Slaughter A Rabbit For Fun.I’d Rather Recycle Some GarbageThan Join In The Hunt For A Fox.I’d Rather Read Milton’s Paradise LostThan Keep Something Caged In A Box.ChorusAnimals Rule,Reptiles Are Cool,And I Love Birds Of A Feather.Respect Mother NatureOr Everyone’ll Hate YaSo Never Eat Meat Or Wear Leather!Verse 2I’d Rather Drink Cold Muddy WaterThan Cut Off An Animal’s Tail.I’d Rather Jump Into The HarbourThan Stick A Harpoon In A Whale.I’d Rather Spend Time With My Mother-In-LawThan Return To The Murderers We Were.I’d Rather Wear Newspaper TrousersThan Dress Up In Animal Fur.ChorusAnimals Rule,Reptiles Are Cool,And I Love Birds Of A Feather.Respect Mother NatureOr Everyone’ll Hate YaSo Never Eat Meat Or Wear Leather!Verse 3I’d Rather Have All My Limbs FracturedThan Cut Off The Fins Of A Shark.I Wish I Could Save All God’s CreaturesLike Noah Once Did With His Ark.I Won’t Kill An Elephant For Ivory.I’d Rather Paint Frescoes On Ceilings.I’d Rather Get Crushed By The Wheels Of A BusThan Hurt Any Animal’s Feelings.ChorusAnimals Rule,Reptiles Are Cool,And I Love Birds Of A Feather.Respect Mother NatureOr Everyone’ll Hate YaSo Never Eat Meat Or Wear Leather!