Intro [Drum Roll]And Now, Ladies And GentlemenThe Keeper Of The Keys, The Countess Of The ClinkThe Mistress Of Murderers RowMatron Mama MortonInstruments [Brass]Verse [Rubato]Ask Any Of The Chickies In My PenThey'll Tell You I'm The Biggest Mother HenI Love Them All And All Of Them Love MeBecause The System Works, The System Called ReciprocityInstrumentsA1Got A Little Motto Always Sees Me ThroughWhen You're Good To Mama Mama's Good To YouA2There's A Lot Of Favors I'm Prepared To DoYou Do One For Mama She'll Do One For YouBThey Say That Life Is Tit For Tat And That's The Way I LiveSo, I Deserve A Lot Of Tat For What I've Got To GiveA3Don't You Know That This Hand Washes That One, Too?When You're Good To Mama Mama's Good To YouInstrumentsA1If You Want My Gravy Pepper My RagùSpice It Up For Mama She'll Get Hot For YouA2When They Pass That Basket Folks Contribute ToYou Put In For Mama She'll Put Out For YouInstrumentsBThe Folks Atop The Ladder Are The Ones The World AdoresSo Boost Me Up My Ladder, Kid And I'll Boost You Up YoursA3Let's All Stroke Together Like The Princeton CrewWhen You're Strokin' Mama Mama's Strokin' YouEnding [Rubato]So What's The One Conclusion I Can Bring This Number To?When You're Good To MamaMama's Good To YouOutro