White Elephant

Professional Quotient

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Intro Intro Invites Went Out The Dates Been Locked In Tight Ten Dollar Limit But Nobody Plays It Right We All Bring Something Awful Or A Trinket We Regret A Relic From The Closet Or The Weirdest Thing You've Met There's A Singing Fish On A Plaque And A Shirt That's Size Three A Half Burned Candle Jar For All The World To See We Wrap Them Up So Fancy With Ribbons Bows And Flair Pretending This Disaster Brings Some Holiday Cheer To Share Verse 1 We Circle Round The Presents The Numbers Have Been Drawn That Anxious Buzzing Feeling It Lingers On And On The Host Recites The Rules You Can Open Or You Steal And That's When Christmas Chaos Becomes A Holiday Ordeal Pre-Chorus White Elephant White Elephant The Thieving Holiday We Sanctify The Stealing In A Jolly Sort Of Way White Elephant White Elephant A Festive Petty Crime If You Love It Better Guard It You're Just Buying Time Chorus Number One Unwraps A Mug It Says Worlds Best Boss Number Two Gets A Movie Flop It's Truly At A Loss Then Gasp A Sudden Shimmer A Treasure Gleams In Sight A Gift Card Maybe Fancy Wine Pure Christmas Delight They Clutch It Like Salvation Their Joy Cannot Be Faked But Just When They Exhale It's Stolen Cleanly Taken Verse 2 We Circle Round The Presents The Numbers Have Been Drawn That Anxious Buzzing Feeling It Lingers On And On The Host Repeats The Rules You Can Open Or You Steal And That's When Merry Mischief Becomes The Christmas Deal Pre-Chorus White Elephant White Elephant The Thieving Holiday We Justify The Taking In A Truly Festive Way White Elephant White Elephant A Gloriously Crooked Time If You Love It Someone's Grabbing It's The Gift Exchange Crime Bridge It's The Only Day Each Year You Can Look A Friend In The Eye And Say That's Mine Now Merry Christmas Goodbye A Carnival Of Chaos A Jungle Made Of Bows Where Even Grandma's Plotting How The Swapping Really Goes Until The Next One Steals It Back Final Chorus White Elephant White Elephant The Thieving Holiday We Celebrate The Stealing In A Cheerful Twisted Way White Elephant White Elephant The Merriest Of Crimes If You Want It You Will Lose It It's Tradition Every Time Outro You Can't Keep It No You Can Keep It It's Been Frozen Stolen Claimed Happy Stealing Christmas Ho Ho Ho