IntroIntroHere We Go Again...Verse 1It Started With A Feast, So Grand,But Now We've Got More Ham Than We Can StandMashed Potatoes In A Tupperware StackThat Fruitcake? Yeah, It's Coming BackPre-ChorusLeftovers, Knocking On Your DoorWrapped In Foil, You Can't IgnoreGravy Boats And Cranberry GunkSneaking In Your Fridge Like A Holiday PunkNo Escape, They've Made A PlanEven Your Neighbor's Got A HamReady Or Not, They're Comin' ThroughChristmas Leftovers Are Stalking YouChorusAuntie Jean Brings "Just One More Plate"Cold Green Beans That Just Weren't GreatPie With Crust That She Just Couldn't ShoveBut In This House, We Call That LoveVerse 2Leftovers, Knocking On Your DoorWrapped In Foil, You Can't IgnoreGravy Boats And Cranberry GunkSneaking In Your Fridge Like A Holiday PunkNo Escape, They've Made A PlanEven Your Neighbor's Got A HamReady Or Not, They're Comin' ThroughChristmas Leftovers Are Stalking YouPre-ChorusYou Thought You'd Dodged The CasseroleBut It's Hiding In A Butter BowlYou Can Run, You Can HideBut That Eggnog's Got Nowhere To RideBridgeLeftovers, Knocking On Your DoorWrapped In Foil, You Can't IgnoreThey Multiply When You're AsleepNow Your Freezer's Piled Six Feet DeepMac And Cheese With Mystery SpiceMerry Guilt Served Cold (And Twice)Ready Or Not, They're Comin' ThroughChristmas Leftovers—Forever TrueFinal ChorusSo Here's Your Tray, Don't Say NoSpread The Joy, And The Overflow'Til Next Year's Feast, We Carry OnWith Leftovers... Still Not Gone
