(From The 2026 Album Wherever You Are Tonight)IntroVerse 1I Was Drinking At The Bar On An Evening Such As This OneFell In Love And Lost It All The SameShe Was In And She Was OutFast As Tom The Fiddler′S ElbowThe Kind Of Girl You Never Find AgainVerse 2She Flew Across The Floor, She Tripped The Light FantasticGrabbed My Hand She Said "This Is Our Song!"I Never Learned To Dance So I Said Something SarcasticAnd Hoped My Feet Would Carry Me AlongInstrumental BreakVerse 3I Tried To Take The Lead But My Legs They Wouldn't Let MeWent In For A Spin But I Got SpunThat Night I Realized For A Man That Thinks He′S WiseI Never Learned To Have A Little FunVerse 3She Said "My Handsome Lad, You're Stiffer Than A Floorboard""Your Hands Are Rough From Working Night And Day""And I Just Can't Take A Chance On A Man Who Cannot Dance""And See′S It Fit To Work His Life Away"Instrumental BreakVerse 4The Band Had Finished Up, The Lights Came On Above UsThe Barkeep Bellowed Out "It′S Time To Go"If I'd Have Took The Time To Learn To DanceI Could Have Had A Fine RomanceInstead I Sit Here Feeling All AloneVerse 5But Every Now And Then On An Evening Such As This OneWhen I′M Feeling Lost, I Go Where I Was FoundBack Down To The Bar Where That Girl Stole My HeartAnd I Hope Tonight That She'll Come Back AroundOutro
