IntroN.c.One, Two. One Two Three Four,Verse 1Strip Mall Optometrists And Hunters’ WivesKids With Fades And Gay Haunted Hay RidesDogs Dressed Like Deadpool And Moms With Only FansI’m In Love With Everyone That’s Covering This LandVerse 2Blue Apron Hawkers And Jaw Dropped FacesTeen Car Washers And Chained Free MasonsAll The Proud Balders And The Finasteride CasesI’m In Love With Everyone That’s Scattered ‘Round The NationVerse 3Open Carry Hipsters And It/Fae SystemsThe Redpilled Litter The Conjoined SistersThe Botox Addicts And All The Little CrittersI Love All Those Little People I Just Have To Go And List ThemVerse 4Cold Cut Men, Hot Pocket GirlsIf You Can’t Count To 10, Or You Can’t Talk To GirlsI Would Love You Like A Lover Like A Mother Like A FriendI Could Love You All The Time I Could Love You To The EndChorusThe Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes To YouHi-Chew And Pwned NoobsIf God Could Make You Your Own SceneOf Sunbeams On Wet DewSing A Thousand Lullabies To Red Eyes From Blue ScreensThey Turned Their Lonely Eyes To YouBut I Knew What That MeansOutroOh- Whoa Ohh