**Title: You Can’t Catch Gay**Genre: CountryVerse 1He Kissed His Cousin Billy On A Dare In Second GradeHis Mama Laughed And Told Him, “Boy, You’ll Grow Out Of That Someday”But When He Saw His Best Friend Swimmin’ Shirtless At The LakeHe Knew Right Then And There, His Heart Had Found Its WayVerse 2The Preacher Said, “That Boy Needs Prayer, Or He’s Bound To Go Astray”But Love Don’t Come From Sermons, It Don’t Work That Kinda WayYou Can’t Cure What Ain’t A Sickness, No Matter What They SayAnd Bless Their Hearts For Tryin’, But You Can’t Catch GayChorusYou Can’t Catch Gay Like A Cold In The WindIt Ain’t In The Water, It Ain’t On Your SkinIt’s Just Who He Is, Not A Game He PlaysSo Don’t Go Runnin’ Scared—You Can’t Catch GayVerse 3His Uncle Jokes It’s Fashion Shows And Glitter In His JeansBut He Still Splits Firewood Every Fall And Wears Boots That Ain’t Too CleanHe Loves His Hometown, Works Hard And PraysAnd He Ain’t Tryin’ To Change No One, Just Hopin’ Folks Might StayChorusYou Can’t Catch Gay From A Smile Or A SongIt Don’t Rub Off Just From Taggin’ AlongIt’s Love, Not A Virus, That Don’t Fade AwaySo Hang Your Fear Up, Buddy—You Can’t Catch GayBridgeSo Here’s To Livin’ True And FreeTo Bein’ Who You’re Born To BeAin’t No Shame In How Folks ShineHis Love Is His, And Yours Is MineFinal ChorusYou Can’t Catch Gay Like A Rash Or A SneezeIt’s Just Heartstrings Playin’ Their Own MelodiesSo Let The Whole World Dance, Come What MayWith Pride And Truth, Y’all—You Can’t Catch GayOutroYeah, Love Is Love And That’s Okay...And No, My Friend... You Can’t Catch Gay
