IntroVerse 1Boris The Bull And Colleen The CowThey Met At Elementary SchoolThey Talked After Class And While Eating Some GrassThey Bumped Into Morris The MuleNow Morris, He Was A Smart MuleThe Smartest Mule In His SchoolIn Fact There Was No Class That Morris Couldn't PassNow Boris Said Moris, Now That I've Got You HereThere's Something That I Don't UnderstandWhy Bother Waking Up, Day After DayJust To Walk These Same 12 Acres Of LandNow Morris Deep In Thought, He Shook His HeadAnd Said "Boris I'll Get Back To You Soon"Just Then The Evening Set In And The Sun Gave Way To MoonChorusBoris The Bull Had Questioned The Meaning Of LifeWhy Are Some Cows Happy And Others Full Of StrifeMust We Go Through Each DaySimply Looking For Another Bite Of HayVerse 2Soon Boris And Colleen, They Had Two KidsTwo Young Calves Named Eddie And WillAnd When Those Little Cows Were Born, That Couple With HornsThey Had Such A Magnificent ThrillBoris Called Morris On The TelephoneAnd He Offered Up This Simple AdviceHe Said "You Can't Always Be Happy But Yes, You Can Always Be Nice"ChorusAnd Boris The Bull Had Questioned The Meaning Of LifeWhy Are Some Cows Happy And Others Full Of StrifeMust We Go Through Each DaySimply Looking For Another Bite Of HayOutroSimply Looking For Another Bite Of Hay
