VersePanic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good TimeIntroPre-HookAlright, Alright, Its A Hell Of A FeelingThough It's A Hell Of A Feeling ThoughAlright, Alright, It's A Hell Of A FeelingThough It's A Hell Of A Feeling ThoughVerse 2Who Are These People? I Just Woke Up In My UnderwearNo Liquor Left On The Shelf I Should Probably Introduce MyselfYou Shoulda Seen What I Wore I Had A Cane And A Party HatI Was The King Of This HologramWhere There's No Such Thing As Getting Out Of HandMemories Tend To Just Pop Up Drunk Pre-Meds And Some Rubber GlovesFive-Thousand People With Designer Drugs Don't Think I'll Ever Get EnoughInstrumentsHookChampagne, Cocaine, Gasoline And Most Things In BetweenIroam The City In A Shopping Cart A Pack Of Camels And A Smoke AlarmThis Night Is Heating Up Raise Hell And Turn It UpSaying, "If You Go Out You Might Pass Out In A Drain Pipe."Oh, Yeah Don't Threaten Me With A Good TimeVerse 3What Are These Footprints? They Don't Look Very Human LikeNow I Wish That I Could Find My Clothes Bed Sheets And A Morning RoseI Wanna Wake Up Can't Even Tell If This Is A DreamHow Did We End Up In My Neighbor's PoolUpside Down With A Perfect View?Bar To Bar At The Speed Of Sound Fancy Feet Dancing Through This TownLost My Mind In A Wedding Gown Don't Think I'll Ever Get It NowBridgeI'm A Scholar And A GentlemanAnd I Usually Don't Fall When I Try To StandI Lost A Bet To A Guy In A Chiffon SkirtBut I Make These High Heels WorkI've Told You Time And Time Again I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I AmAnd We All Fell Down When The Sun Came Up I Think We've Had Enough