IntroAlright, WooVerse 1It’s The Third Time This Week We’ve Been To This BarPlaying “Joy To The World” On Electric GuitarAnd We’re Three Beers Deep And They're Closing In TenOh Boy, Don’t You Know What Kind Of Girl I’ve Been?I’ve Been Patient And Merry And KindAnd I’ve Been Waiting A Really Long TimeChorusI Want You To Take Me HomeAnd Not So We Can Make OutI Want You To Take Me HomeTake Me Home To Your Parents’ HouseI Want You To Take Me HomeShow Me Serious CommitmentI Want You To Take Me HomeYeah, Come On, Take Me Home For ChristmasPost-ChorusCome On, Take Me Home For ChristmasCome On, Take Me Home For ChristmasVerse 2Woke Up Late, But Your Momma Don’t CareAnd She Walked In On Me In Just My Underwear (Ah)Now Your Whole Family’s Peeking Under The TreeOh, Look At That, A Bunch Of Gifts They Got From Me'Cause I’m So Thoughtful And Merry And KindAnd I Was Waiting A Really Long TimeChorusI Want You To Take Me HomeAnd Not So We Can Make OutI Want You To Take Me HomeTake Me Home To Your Parents’ HouseI Want You To Take Me HomeShow Me Serious CommitmentI Want You To Take Me HomeYeah Come On, Take Me Home For ChristmasPost-ChorusCome On, Take Me Home For ChristmasCome On, Take Me Home For ChristmasBridgeWanna Get Drunk With Your Mother And FatherI’d Be The Coolest In-Law DaughterHungover Brunch With You And Your SisterYour Exes Got The Summer, But Boy, I Get The WinterWanna Get Drunk With Your Mother And Father (Wishing You Happy Holidays)I’d Be The Coolest In-Law Daughter (Sent From My Boyfriend’s Parents’ Place)Hungover Brunch With You And Your Sister (I’ll Trim The Tree And Bake The Yule)Your Exes Got The Summer, But Boy, I Get The Winter (As Long As Your Grandma Thinks I’m Cool)OutroFeliz NavidadAnd A Happy New Year, WooI Thought You Were Coming To My House For Christmas This Year
