From The Album "Carrier Pigeon" (2024)Verse 1I Got One Shoe On My FeetI Told My Friends I'd Go To The Parade But Waited Far Too Long To LeaveI Met A Boy Last WeekAnd Then I Told Him That I Liked Him, He Said That Was Pretty Bold Of Me, NowPre-Chorus 1Isn't It, Isn't It The Way Things Always Go For Me?Honesty, Gets Misconstrued And Met With Some Weird ApathyChorusAnd Now I'm Sitting On The Couch With One Foot Stuck In My MouthAnd The Rest Of Me Is Stuck Inside My HeadAnd I'm Just Trying To Figure Out The Real Way Things All Went DownAnd Not The Way I Wanted It InsteadVerse 2And I Can't ComprehendThat When It Happens In The Movies All Thе Actors Get A Second ChanceAnd Thе Audience All CheersBut In Real Life When You Show Your Cards, What You Thought Was Magic Disappears, NowPre-Chorus 2Isn't It, Isn't It Exactly What Has Happened Here?Transparency Got ConfusedViewed Like Some Narcissistic Party Trick But No One's Even Watching ItChorusAnd Now I'm Sitting On The Couch With One Foot Stuck In My MouthAnd The Rest Of Me Is Stuck Inside My HeadAnd I'm Just Trying To Figure Out The Real Way Things All Went DownAnd Not The Way I Wanted It InsteadInsteadBridgeI Wrote A Letter On A PlaneIt Said, "I Miss You" And, "What's Your Middle Name?"I Tore It Up And I Threw It AwayI Threw It AwayAnd I Took A Ferry The Very Next DayTo A Small Island Off The Coast Of L.a.And Everyone There Knew Me By My Fake NameBy My Fake Name(I Don't Know You But I'd Like To)(I Don't Know You But I'd Like To)'Cause I Don't Do Too Much Talking AnymoreThat Doesn't Lead To Me Saying Sorry Or Getting IgnoredAnd Heaven Knows I'm Getting Pretty Bored, I'm Getting Pretty BoredAnd I Don't Have Many Friends AnymoreWho Don't Seem To View Me Like Some Pawn On Chess BoardHeaven Knows I'm Getting Pretty Bored, I'm Getting Pretty BoredChorusAnd Now I'm Sitting On The Couch With One Foot Stuck In My MouthAnd The Rest Of Me Is Stuck Inside My HeadAnd I'm Just Trying To Figure Out The Real Way Things All Went DownAnd Not The Way I Wanted It Instead