Verse 1Blade Of Grass In My Shirt Makes Me ItchyBlade Of Grass In My Nose Makes Me SneezeBlades Of Grass From This Lawn I Was Mowing'Till The Lawn Mower Ran Over MeVerse 2Dear Old Dad Said He'd Give Me A DollarIf I Mowed The Backyard And Pulled The WeedsNow I Think I'll Need More Than A DollarTo Repair All The Damage I've ReceivedBreakVerse 3Both My Shoulders Are Out Of Their SocketsAnd My Knee Joints Will No Longer BendDear Old Dad Said My Chores Were Not FinishedHe Pushed The Lawn Mower Over Me AgainBreakVerse 4Dear Old Dad Handed Me My AllowanceAnd Said "Don't Spend It All In One Place"When I Gave My Allowance To That DoctorShe Just Gave Me A Slap Across The FaceVerse 5So I Dragged Myself Back To The BackyardWhere The Weeds Had Grown Back While I Was GoneDear Old Dad Saw I've Spent My AllowanceHe Shaked His Head And Left Me Lying On The LawnOutro
