A Bear In The Gypsy Rover

Intro Verse 1 It Was A Wednesday Night And The Open Mic Had Just Begun Mark Was Up And He Hadn't Quite Finished His Very First Song And The Bar Was Buzzing 'Cos The Night Had So Much Fun In Store. When The Relative Peace Was Shattered By What Came Through The Door. Pre-chorus It Was Six Feet Long And Three Feet Wide With A Gaping Maw And Blood-Shot Eyes Legs As Stout As An English Oak And Fur The Colour Of Dirty Smoke Verse 2 It Booled Along To The End Of The Bar And Caused A Stir Then Bounded Back To The Startled Front And Gave A Grrrrr Then The Panic Really Started As It Became Clear We Were Sharing The Gypsy Rover With A Pretty Mad Bear. Pre-chorus It Was Six Feet Long And Three Feet Wide With A Gaping Maw And Blood-Shot Eyes Legs As Stout As An English Oak And Fur The Colour Of Dirty Smoke Chorus There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover Verse 3 Well Jackie Pink She Didn't Think She Dived Right In And We Ended Up With The Landlady Bear Wrestling Then It Spied A Spaniel Underneath A Table, Hunched. And It Dragged Poor Jackie With It As It Went For Lunch. Pre-chorus It Was Six Feet Long And Three Feet Wide With A Gaping Maw And Blood-Shot Eyes Legs As Stout As An English Oak And Fur The Colour Of Dirty Smoke Chorus There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover Verse 4 As The Spaniel Gave A Series Of Blood Curdling Howls. It Was Lifted Up To Safety But Relaxed It's Bowels. The Cast Iron Table Got Flipped Like It Wasn't There As Beer And Wine And Something Else Flew Through The Air. Pre-chorus It Was Six Feet Long And One Inch Wide And Sprayed Us All From Side To Side It Covered Us Both Up And Down And Left Us The Colour Of Chocolate Brown Chorus There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover Verse 5 To End All This Commotion And This Monologue A Man From Westbourne Grove Arrived To Claim His Dog. Now Maybe On Reflection I Should Change The Song But Thirty People Saw It And Can't All Be Wrong Pre-chorus It Was Six Feet Long And Three Feet Wide With A Gaping Maw And Blood-Shot Eyes Legs As Stout As An English Oak And Fur The Colour Of Dirty Smoke Chorus There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover We Thought Our Lives Were Over There Was A Bear In The Gypsy Rover Outro