Verse 1Cooking Up Cranberry Muffuletta MorningHere's A Saturday Test For The Big Storm WarningLearning About The Spot On The Middle Of Your BackWhere All The Pieces Fit Together Like A Porcelain CrackIt's A Couple Warm Beers Up At Jonie's PlaceI Got My Calendar Looking Like A Trophy CaseIt's Been Too Long Putting On A FaceI Started Weeding All The Gardens Up At Seven LakesYou Feel The Air Getting Thinner Like It's CellophaneI'm Wrapping Everything Together To Forget Your NameI Got A Blue Tag Hanging And Some Pocket ChangeI Went Looking For A Lighter In The Pouring RainChorusBut I Wish You Could Help Me OutBut I Need Something Else Right NowI Don't Even Wonder What Made Me Keep Breaking DownBut I'm Wishing You Could Help Me OutVerse 2I Got It Where I Want It Like A Dozen TimesSad The Beach Is Getting Colder; It's The End Of TimesI'm Gonna Hold It If I Wanna Tell Her Something NiceI'm Gonna Season Up Some Veggies With A Side Of RiceI Got It Figured Out, Baby With A Blue PillMānuka Honey And A Little Bit Of Free WillThey Say To Fake It Till You Make It Off A Big HillRemember You Made Everything A Fuckin' Big DealChorusBut I Wish You Could Help Me OutBut I Need Something Better NowI Don't Even Wonder What Made Me Keep Breaking DownBut I'm Wishing You Could Help Me OutOutroBut I Wish You Could Help Me OutBut I Need Something Better NowI Don't Even Wonder What Made Me Keep Breaking DownBut I'm Wishing You Could Help Me Out