N.c.= No Chords PlayedIntroVerse 1I've Tried Nice And Respectful And Yet Polls Are NeglectfulWith Me Losing Even Fox NewsI Can Threaten An Army With Steven So Smart MeThere's No Guarantee I Don't LoseI've Tried Lying And Fibbing And Mocking And RibbingAnd The Numbers Are Still Way Too Low.So What Can A Guy Do To Get Through To All Of YouBut Offer You Cash For Your Votes?ChorusI'm Bribing You. That's What I Said.I'm Bribing You, Trying Money Instead.I Want The Midterms Going My WayWith No Chance Of Losing, It Ain't So Confusing.I'm Paying Later For Your Votes Today. I Said I'llPay You Later For Your Votes Today.Verse 2I've Tried Backing Some Losers, Many Of Them Abusers.But Our Party's Still Making No Ground.If We Lose This Next One, It Stops All My Fun.And Then All My Dark Secrets Get Found.I Want To Keep My Power. And What's My Finest Hour?I Need Little Mike To Stay In Charge.So, I Pick Loyal Dum Dums. It's All That I Run.But The Numbers Still Aren't Very Large.BridgeCan't You See? $5,000. F Democracy. $5,000. Quit Proquo.$5,000. No One Will Know. $5,000, I'll Wait.I Said The Quiet Part Out Loud.ChorusI'm Bribing You. That's What I Said.I'm Bribing You, Trying Money Instead.I Want The Midterms Going My WayWith No Chance Of Losing, It Ain't So Confusing.I'll Pay You Later For Your Vote Today. I SaidI'll Pay You Later For Your Vote Today.OutroReally Hate That Sad Loser, Mr. Newberger. Who Me?
