The Bathroom Of Life

moussalangelo

Lời bài hát The Bathroom Of Life của moussalangelo

Verse 1 When The Muslims Crossed The Gibraltar Straight And Kicked The Catholics In The Caliphate, They Didn't Burn Down Basque. They Turned That Church Into A Mosque When The Christians Set Out In The State Of Galicia 'Til Someone Said, How's About A Reconquista But Put Down The Torch, Turn That Mosque Into A Church Now, The Moores Topple The Visigoth's Reign Who Had Ran The Vandals Out Of Modern Day Spain Who Once Sacked Rome, It's A Modern Day Shame All The Books We Lost When Those People Burned But It's Not Like The Romans Started With The Clean Slate It's Implied In Their Name, A Colonial State You Replace The Culture, But Keep Their Infrastructure *Cough* So A Revolution This And A Revolution That You May Kill The Flesh But Leave The Bones Intact We Got To Copy The Homework Of The Last Asshats Or Deny Ourselves A Guillotine Recap. Or Decap? Anyway Chorus You Don't Start From Scratch As A Human Being It's Not Allowed, There's No Such Thing We Are Pissing Into The Wind From The Shoulders Of Giants And We're The Little Guys, So What Can We Do But Cross Our Fingers, Pray The Bad Guys Lose The Oligarchy's Not Sending Its Finest Verse 2 Now When A Place Called The Ussr Fell A Whole Bunch Of Land Went Up For Sale But Average Joe Lost His Invite To The Auction So The Wealthy And Well-Connected People Bought It Up For Pennies On The Rubel And Thus Cemented The New Russian Oligarchy Hmm... History Feels Far From Random, We Look Behind To Understand How An Oil Baron Has Just Purchased The Grand Canyon Turns Out You Can Justify Any Use Of Force From The Cockpit Of A Looted Corpse The Rice Whales And Protected Forests Are Obstacles, Best Left Ignored I Heard They Brought Back The Dire Wolf Well Next Up The Entire Gulf Let The Next Assholes Come Clean Up This Mess For Us Just Tell Them Chorus You Don't Start From Scratch As A Human Being It's Not Allowed, There's No Such Thing We Are Pissing Into The Wind From The Shoulders Of Giants And We're The Little Guys, So What Can We Do But Cross Our Fingers, Pray The Bad Guys Lose The Oligarchy's Not Sending Its Finest Verse 3 Fun Fact, Music Predates Spoken Language And Violence Predates The Vertebrae And The Neanderthals Beat Us To The Flute So We Beat Their Heads Into The First Sorbet Don't Point Your Fingers At Your Mom And Dad It Was Grandpa's Grandpa's Job To Scrape The Million Layers Of Piss Off The Ground Of The Bathroom Of Life, That's Just To Say Chorus You Don't Start From Scratch As A Human Being It's Not Allowed, There's No Such Thing We Are Pissing Into The Wind From The Shoulders Of Giants And We're The Little Guys, So What Can We Do But Cross Our Fingers, Pray The Good Guys Win When Evolution Starts Sending Its Finest