* Strum OnceVerse 1Hungover On My Birthday For The 10Th Time In A RowMythologizing Who I Was 11 Years AgoMy Elders Say I'm Young Still, And The Youngsters Say I'm OldBut I Don'tN.c.(That'll Be Next Year)Verse 2Hungover On My Birthday And My Brain Is In A CloudMy Head Is A World Of Hurt, My Back Is On The GroundMy Friends Are In A ComaTell 'Em Thanks For Coming OutBecause I Won'tN.c.(It Hurts To Look At My Phone)Verse 3Hungover On My Birthday Now, The Calls Are Rolling InThe Cousins And Uncles Would Like To Talk To HimIt Seems They Haven't Heard I Died Last Night And Rose AgainAt Least I HopeChorusN.c.But Either Way, We Just Tell 'Em:Thanks For Thinking Of MeIt Means The Globe!AyeVerse 4I Woke Up With My Shoes On, They Were Birthday Caked In DirtI Know I'm Getting Older Cause This Didn't Used To HurtI Don't Know How I Made It Home, Just Know I Made It WorkG* N.c.I Pray That Someone Else Financed All These Stains Upon My ShirtVerse 5It Looks Like That One's A Heineken, AndThat One's A Condiment, AndThat One's A Lipstick StainSomebody Was Kissed In Vain Last Night!That One's A Woman's Tears, AndN.c.That's One Of Twenty BeersG* N.c.And when my friends confront me with :N.c.Are You Alive Dude? You DisappearedChorusN.c.I tell them :Thanks For Thinking Of MeIt Means The Globe!HeyyInstrumnetal BreakVerse 6My Legs Are Sore From Dancing NowMy Feet Are Sore From WalkMy Throat Is Sore From Yelling And Some Singing And Some TalkMy Heart Is Sore From Loving Everyone I Came AcrossI Pray I Gave A Farewell Kiss...N.c.(To My Keys! Cause Those Specimens Are Lost!)Verse 7And I'm Hungover On My Birthday For The 10Th Time In A RowI'm Wearing Sunglasses All Day, So Nobody Will-C* N.c.No More Drinking For Three-Hundred-And-Sixty-Four Days In A RowAt The Most!N.c.Because Best Believe Next Birthday, I Will Raise A ToastOut-ChorusN.c.To tell you :Thanks For Thinking Of MeIt Means The Globe!Hey!
