Molly Hatchet - Penthouse PaperIntroVerseNow If I Were A Bricklayer I Wouldn't Build Just AnythingIf I Were A Ballplayer I Wouldn't Play No Second StringAnd If I Were Some Jewelry, Baby Lord, I'd Have To Be A Diamond RingVerse 2If I Were A Secret, You Know I Would Never Be ToldIf I Were A Jug Of Wine Lord, My Flavor Would Be Plenty OldI Could Be 'Most Anything But It Got To Be 24-Karat Solid GoldChorusI'm The Penthouse Pauper I've Got Nothing To My NameI'm The Penthouse Pauper I've Got Nothing To My NameI Can Be 'Most Anything 'Cause When You Got Nothing It's All The SameBridgeIf I Was A Gambler, You Know I'd Never Lose And If I Were A Guitar Player I'd Have To Play The BluesSoloBridge 2If I Was A Hatchet, My Blade Would Be Razor SharpIf I Were A Politician, I Could Prove Money Could TalkSolo 2Chorus 2I'm The Penthouse Pauper I've Got Nothing To My NameI'm The Penthouse Pauper I've Got Nothing To My NameI Can Be 'Most Anything 'Cause When You Got Nothing It's All The Same
