IntroReady, Mr. Skid?Verse 1Ain't Gonna Wash No Dishes No MoreAin't Gonna Wash No Dishes No MoreYeah I'm Gonna Throw 'Em Down On The PavementHave Myself A Little Art StatementAin't Gonna Wash No Dishes Anymore (I Hate Dishes)Ain't Gonna Listen To Lawyers AnymoreAin't Gonna Listen To Lawyers AnymoreDo Like Shakespeare Said, All Them Peckerheads Oughta Be DeadAin't Gonna Listen To Lawyers AnymoreVerse 2Ain't Gonna Pay No Taxes AnymoreAin't Gonna Pay No Taxes AnymoreAin't Gonna Give You None Of My Dough, So You Can Buy The Lotto-OhAin't Gonna Pay No Taxes AnymoreI Ain't Gonna Do That, Irs Lick My You-Know-WhatAin't Gonna Carry No Id AnymoreAin't Gonna Carry No Identification AnymoreI Said, "Hey There Sucker, Can't You See It's Me Me Me"Ain't Gonna Carry No Id AnymoreVerse 3Ain't Gonna Sleep On No Wet Spot AnymoreAin't Gonna Sleep On No Wet Spot AnymoreYeah I Ain't Gonna Sleep On The Wet Spot, And Jerry Falwell, He Can RotAin't Gonna Sleep On No Wet Spot AnymoreSolo(The Lyrics Are To Hard To Figure Out Here)This Next Verse Is For My Daddy, And All Daddies EverywhereVerse 4Ain't Gonna Mow The Grass AnymoreAin't Gonna Mow The Grass AnymoreWell I Ain't Gonna Mow The Grass, You Can Kiss My BAin't Gonna Mow The Grass AnymoreAin't Gonna Go To School AnymoreAin't Gonna Go To Prison AnymoreThey Don't Teach You How To Be Your BestThey Just Teach You How To Take A TestAin't Gonna Go To School AnymoreVerse 5Ain't Gonna Hold My Temper AnymoreAin't Gonna Hold My Temper AnymoreI Don't Care What The Neighbors Think, They Got The High-Falutin' StinkAin't Gonna Hold My Temper AnymoreAin't Gonna Pay The Rent AnymoreAin't Gonna Pay The Full Rent AnymoreI Want To Know What The Legality Is Of You Trying To Own MeAin't Gonna Pay The Rent AnymoreAin't Gonna Wash No Dishes AnymoreAin't Gonna Wash No Dishes AnymoreI'm Gonna Open Up My Can Of Beanie Weenies And Heat 'Em Up Right On The StoveAin't Gonna Wash No Dishes AnymoreAin't Gonna Wash No Dishes Anymore, No More(I'm Gonna Stop Brushing My Teeth Too)
