Redneck RampageAs Recorded By Mojo Nixon(From The 1998 Album The Real Sock Ray Blue!)IntroYeah!Verse 1Well Bubba And LeonardWere Listening To SkynyrdWhen The Moonshine Still ExplodedSo They Fired There GunsThen They Started To RunAnd Then Everybody ReloadedGot To The TruckTo Go Get DrunkAnd Chain Guzzle Cans Of Hot BeerWhen Outta NowhereThere Stood A BearBut They Only Hit A DeerPre-ChorusThey Got Little Bitty BrainsAnd Great Big Guns!ChorusI'm On A Redneck RampageTearing Up The EvergladesI'm On A Redneck RampageHuntin' Down Jimmy PageVerse 2Got Some DynamiteIn Case There's A FightAnd A Big 'Ole Whup Ass StickLove To Buck DanceCan't Stand FranceAnd Martha Stewart Makes Me SickI'm A Fart Lightin' FoolKicked Outta SchoolMy Family Tree Is A StumpI'm A Minimum Wage RenegadeMaster Of The Snipe HuntPre-ChorusThey Got Great Big GunsLittle Tiny Brains!ChorusI'm On A Redneck RampageTearing Up The EvergladesI'm On A Redneck RampageYour Honor, I Didn't Know She Was Underage!(I Didn't Know!)Come On, Johnny!Guitar SoloVerse 3Got Some Little White Pills From Trucker Man BillAt A 'Bama Ass-Kickin' ContestI'm Out In The Woods, Up To No GoodHuntin' Down A Sheep To MolestI'm Behind An Outhouse Facin' To The SouthAnd I Commence To FornicateOut In The Sticks, I'm The King Of The HicksA Real Hillbilly PotentatePre-ChorusThey Got Little Bitty BrainsAnd Great Big Guns!ChorusI'm On A Redneck RampageTearing Up The EvergladesI'm On A Redneck RampageI'm Playin' With Some Live Hand GrenadesI'm On A Redneck RampageTearin' Up The Everglades(Here I Come, Baby!)I Ain't Gonna Act My AgeI'm On A- I'm On A Redneck RampageShe Didn't Act Underage, Your HonorOutro