Verse 1Some Guy Cut Me Off On My Way To WorkSpilled Hot Coffee On My ShirtHit A Traffic Jam By The Baptist ChurchAnd I Was Runnin’ Late This Mornin’So I Yelled And Cussed And Hit The DashThen I Saw That Long, Black CadillacAnd That Line Of Headlights Rollin’ PastPut It In Perspective For MeChorusYeah Today Is Not My Day, But Today Could Be WorseInstead Of Drivin’ This Ol’ Jeep, I Could Be Ridin’ In That HearseNo More Livin’ For Her Kiss, No More Lovin’ On My KidsThere’s So Much Left To Do And Left To SayThank God, Today Is Not My DayVerse 2She And I’ve Got Dinner Plans TonightAnd This Weekend’s Back Porch Glass Of WineGot A Trip Out West In Mid JulyAnd Plans For Growin’ Old TogetherAnd My Kids They’re Countin’ On Me TooTo See Their Wildest Dreams Come TrueBe Sittin’ In That Front Row PewThe Day They Finally Find ForeverChorusYeah Today Is Not My Day, But Today Could Be WorseInstead Of Drivin’ This Ol’ Jeep, I Could Be Ridin’ In That HearseNo More Livin’ For Her Kiss, No More Lovin’ On My KidsThere’s So Much Left To Do And Left To SayThank God, Today Is Not My DayBridge‘Cause Lord I Need More TimeTo Be Down Here, Stick Around HereBefore They Put Me In The Ground HereLord I Live For Her Sweet KissAnd I Love Lovin’ On My KidsThere’s So Much Left To Do And Left To SayFinal Chorus / OutroThank God, Today Is Not My Day...Yeah Today Is Not My Day, But Today Could Be WorseInstead Of Drivin’ This Ol’ Jeep, I Could Be Ridin’ In That HearseNo More Livin’ For Her Kiss, No More Lovin’ On My KidsThere’s So Much Left To Do And Left To SayThank God, Today Is Not My Day