IntroVerse 1When I Was A Kid I Could Do It All, Play On Through The Scrapes And Bounce Back From The FallsAs I Get Older, It's Becoming Quite Clear, A Steep Set Of Stairs Is Something To FearIf I Do Too Much, My Joints Start To ShoutI'm Hurting In Spots I Didn't Know AboutChorus 1Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, I Just Pulled A Muscle Without Even TryingI Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have PainAnd According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some RainVerse 2Back In My 20'S I Could Go All Night, Come Home From The Mill In The Morning LightNow If I Try To Sit Down In My Chair, I Fall Asleep And Wake Up Snoring And Fighting For AirOne Of These Days I Hope To Get Back ToBeing Able To Breathe While I Tie My ShoesChorus 2Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, I Got Carpal Tunnel From Eggs I Was FryingI Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have PainAnd According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some RainVerse 3In My 40'S All The Wear And Tear Started To Show, Now I Wake Up In The Morning Moving Kinda SlowMy Knees Are Wrecked And My Lower Back Too, And Wait Just A Minute How'd I Get That BruiseWhen I Stand Up I Can't Help But GroanAnd I Really Don't Want Another Kidney StoneChorus 3Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, If I Tell You I'm Ok, I'm Definitely LyingI Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have PainAnd According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some RainChorus 1Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, I Just Pulled A Muscle Without Even TryingI Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have PainAnd According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some Rain
