IntroI Got So Many Questions'Bout This World I'm Livin' InOne Sticks Out More Than OthersSomeone Please Fill Me InChorusCouch Fucker, Couch FuckerWhy Did You Kill The Pope?Verse 1Were You Drunk With PowerOr Were You Just Drunk With PeteDid Franky Owe You MoneyWas That The Reason For Your MeetChorusCouch Fucker, Couch FuckerWhy Did You Kill The Pope?Verse 2A Chainsaw Wasn't UsedSo It Wasn't The Ketamine KidNo Dogs Were Harmed EitherSo It Wasn't A Kristi GigChorusCouch Fucker, Couch FuckerWhy Did You Kill The Pope?Verse 3I Wonder What HappensWhat Would Usha ReportI Bet When You're FightingShe Sleeps On The DavenportChorusCouch Fucker, Couch FuckerWhy Did You Kill The Pope?