Note: This Is The Original Version Written By Fred Garth Circa 1985IntroVerse 1Well I’m Sittin’ Here, Got My Ol’ Leg In A Cast.I’m Walking On Crutches, I Can’t Move Very Fast.I Got A Stiff Leg, I Got Blue Toes,Broken Legged BluesVerse 2Wouldn’t You Know It, It’d Be Just My Luck,My Baby’s Leavin’ Me And I Can’t Catch Up.I Gotta Slow Down, Please Wait For Me,Broken Legged Blues.Verse 3Well I Got A Big Ol’ Tear In My Eye,‘Cause My Baby Done Left Me For Some Other Guy,‘Cause I Can’t Disco Dance, With MyBroken Legged BluesVerse 4You Know Last Night When I Went To Bed,I Dreamed They Put A Cast Up Around My Head.I Gotta Bone Head, I Gotta Nightmare,Broken Legged Blues.Verse 5But The Worst Was This Morning When I Tried To Take A Shower,It Took Me About Three Hours.I Gotta Garbage Bag, I Gotta Rubber Band,Broken Legged Blues.Verse 6So If You Ever, Break A Bone.Just Call Me Up On Your Cellular Telephone,And I’ll Come Over And I’ll Sooth....Your Broken Legged Blues.
