Verse 1I Got One Who's A Ceo, One With A PhdOne Who's Got 10 Degrees, I Don't Know What They MeanI Got One Who Went To Harvard, One Who Went To YaleYes, I Went To College Too. I Don't Remember It Too WellChorusDon't Tell Them If You See ThemThey Might Be In This RoomThey'll Find Out Soon EnoughI Just Hope It's Not Too SoonI Try To Keep It To MyselfBut It's Pretty Plain To SeeIt Turns Out That All My FriendsAre Much Smarter Than MeIt's No Surprise, All My FriendsAre Much Smarter Than MeVerse 2I Got One Who's An Astronaut, She Builds Her Rockets TooShe Took A Break From Outer Space, Invented Super GlueI Got One In An Ivory Tower, He Lets Me Visit From Time To TimeMy Hope Is Through Osmosis, I'll Expand My MindChorusDon't Tell Them If You See ThemI Hope To Keep Them All My LifeAfter All, There's One Of ThemI Happen To Call My WifeI Try To Keep It To MyselfBut It's Pretty Plain To SeeIt Turns Out That All My FriendsAre Much Smarter Than MeIt's No Surprise, All My FriendsAre Much Smarter Than Me
