IntroVerseAin’t It A LaughAin’t It A TreatHob-Nobbing Here Among The EliteHere Comes A PrinceThere Goes A JewThis One’s A Queer, But What Can You Do?BridgeParis Had Me BeatParis In The DustAnd Here’s Me Breaking Bread With The Upper CrustChorusBeggar At The FeastMaster Of The DanceLife Is Easy Pickings If You Grab Your ChanceEverywhere ‘Ya GoLaw Abiding FolksDoing What Is Decent But They’re Mostly BrokeSinging To The Lord On Sunday’sPraying For The Gift He’ll SendBut We’re The Ones Who Take ItWe’re The Ones Who Make It In The EndWatch The Buggers DanceWatch ‘Em Till They DropKeep Your Wits About You And You’ll Stand On TopMasters Of The LandAlways Get Our ShareClear Away The Barricades And We’re Still ThereWe Know Where The Wind Is BlowingMoney Is The Stuff We SmellAnd When We’re Rich As Croesus, Jesus! Won’t We See You All In Hell!