Verse 1Oh I Wish I Were A Little English Sparrow (English Sparrow)Oh I Wish I Were A Little English Sparrow (English Sparrow)I Would Sit Up On The Steeple And Spit On All The PeopleOh I Wish I Were A Little English Sparrow (English Sparrow)Verse 2I Wish I Were A Little Can Of Coke (Can Of Coke)Oh I Wish I Were A Little Can Of Coke (Can Of Coke)I'd Go Down With A Slurp And Come Up With A BurpOh I Wish I Were A Little Can Of Coke (Can Of Coke)Verse 3I Wish I Were A Little Mos- Quito (Mosquito)Oh I Wish I Were A Little Mos- Quito (Mosquito)I'd Buzzy And I'd Bitey Under Everybody's NightieOh I Wish I Were A Little Mos- Quito (Mosquito)Verse 4I Wish I Were A Fishy In The Sea (In The Sea)Oh I Wish I Were A Fishy In The Sea (In The Sea)I'd Swim About So Cutey, With- Out My Bathing SuityOh I Wish I Were A Fishy In The Sea (In The Sea)Verse 5I Wish Were A Little Hunk Of Mud (Hunk Of Mud)Oh I Wish I Were A Little Hunk Of Mud (Hunk Of Mud)I'd Be Ooey, Ooey, Gooey Under Everybody's ShoeyOh I Wish I Were A Little Hunk Of Mud (Hunk Of Mud)Verse 6I Wish I Were A Little Running Shower (Running Shower)Oh I Wish I Were A Little Running Shower (Running Shower)All The Sights You’d See, If You Were Only MeOh I Wish I Were A Little Running Shower (Running Shower)Verse 7I Wish I Were A Little Slippery Root (Slippery Root)Oh I Wish I Were A Little Slippery Root (Slippery Root)I’d Stick Up In The Trail, And Flop You On Your TailOh I Wish I Were A Little Slippery Root (Slippery Root)Verse 8I Wish I Were A Little Bar Of Soap (Bar Of Soap)Oh I Wish I Were A Little Bar Of Soap (Bar Of Soap)I'd Slippy And I’d Slidey Over Everybody’s HideyOh I G7 Wish I Were A Little Bar Of SoapBarOfSoap!