Verse 1There Once Was A Frenchman Yvon Was His NameExploring New Worlds He Dreamed Was His FameBut Reading A Map Was Not His ForteSo Poor Yvon Was Soon Cast AwayChorusYvon Of The YukonSailing The Stormy SeasYvon Of The YukonNo One Could Hear His PleasVerse 2He Soon Found Himself In A Bit Of A PickleThe Frigid North Seas Proved More Than FickleYvon's Navigation Would Soon Cost A PriceHe Was Knocked Overboard And Turned In To IceChorusYvon Of The YukonHappless VolunteerYvon Of The YukonFrozen For Hundreds Of YearsVerse 3300 Years Passed And With Some IronyYvon Was Thawed Up By Mutt's Need To PeeYvon Claimed The Land For His Country's GloryAnd That's The Start Of Yvon's StoryChorusYvon Of The YukonFrozen By Icy SeasYvon Of The Yukoooooooonnnnnn(De-Frosted For You And For Me)
