IntroVerse 1Well, I Got Bored, Had Some WhiskeyCleaned The Basement, Played Some WhitleyFound The Box Of Grandma's Homegrown RecipesHalfway Through That First VidaliaThought Of A Few Things I Would Tell YaIf You Think Your Leavin' Made A Mess Of MeChorusNo, Don't Flatter Yourself, I Ain't Been Goin' Through HellAnd I Ain't Been Down Since We Been Up And Done WithHadn't Shed One Tear Over You Not Bein' HereI Ain't Been Cryin', I've Just Been Cuttin' OnionsVerse 2Well, Now My Friday NightsAre Me And This Kitchen KnifeUnlike You, It Never Stabbed Me In The BackSo, If Ma And Them Just Happen ByAnd See A Little Waterin' In My EyesThey Might Blame It On You Or On The Past, But I Ain't Even SadChorusNo, Don't Flatter Yourself, I Ain't Been Goin' Through HellAnd I Ain't Been Down Since We Been Up And Done WithHadn't Shed One Tear Over You Not Bein' HereI Ain't Been Cryin', I've Just Been Cuttin' OnionsBridgeEvery Layer I Peel BackHeart Breakin' Don't Feel So BadChorusNo, Don't Flatter Yourself, I Ain't Been Goin' Through HellAnd I Ain't Been Down Since We Been Up And Done WithHadn't Shed One Tear Over You Not Bein' HereI Ain't Been Cryin', I've Just Been Cuttin' OnionsHadn't Shed One Tear Over You Not Bein' HereI Ain't Been Cryin', I've Just Been Cuttin' OnionsOutroOne, Two, Three, Go