VerseA-A-Aaa, B-B-B-B A-A-Aaa, B-B-B-B A-A-Aaa,B-B-B-B B-B-B-B, B-B-B, B-B-B-BVerse 2Always Aiming Paper Airplanes At Me When You're AroundYou Build Me Up Like Building Blocks Just So You Can Bring Me DownYou Can Crush My Candy Cane But You'll Never Catch Me CryIf You Dangle That Diploma And I Deck You, Don't Be SurprisedPre-HookI Know My Abcs, Yet You Keep Teaching MeI Say, Fuck Your Degree, Alphabet BoyYou Think You're Smarter Than Me With All Your Bad PoetryFuck All Your Abcs, Alphabet BoyHookI'm Not A Little Kid Now Watch Me Get Big NowSpell My Name On The Fridge Now With All Your Alphabet ToysYou Won The Spelling Bee Now, But Are You Smarter Than Me Now?You're The Prince Of The Playground, Little Alphabet BoyVerse 4Apples Aren't Always Appropriate ApologiesButterscotch And Bubblegum Drops Are Bittersweet To MeYou Call Me A Child While You Keep Counting All Your CoinsBut You're Not My Daddy And I'm Not Your DollyAnd Your Dictionary's DestroyedBridgeAlphabet Boy My Alphabet BoyAlphabet Boy Alphabet Boy My Alphabet Boy Ooh-Ooh