IntroVerseI Am Paralyzed Watching Real HousewivesCan't Get Out Of Bed To Start My LifeTo Become A Mother Or A Singer Or A RunnerI Don't Have Much Time To DecideI Have Lots Of Cysts On My OvariesIt's A Black Cloud Hanging Over MeBut I'm Spending My Fertile Years Watching TvI Deserve A Media Studies PhdChorusIt's My Latest FixationThe Big One Of AgingAnd I Think That I'm So OriginalBut It Really Does Haunt MeYou're Someone's Kid Then Someone's MommySun Damaged Like SalamiAnd It Hits Like A TsunamiVerseI've Been Feeling Charmed By The Concept Of DivorcePeople Changing Their Minds After They've PerformedTheir Certainty So PubliclyOh But They Looked So HappyVerseSo If Chaos Is The Only Thing That's PromisedShould I Buy More Shoes And Stay In This ApartmentWatching Real Housewives Until All My Eggs Die?I'm Running Out Of Time To DecideChorusIt's My Latest FixationThe Big One Of AgingAnd I Think That I'm So OriginalBut It Really Does Haunt MeYou're Someone's Kid Then Someone's MommySun Damaged Like SalamiAnd It Hits Like A TsunamiBridgeWell, I Know It's A Gift, It's A GiftAnd Far Be It From Me To Judge A Bad FaceliftThe Years Are Slippery Like They're Supposed To BeBut Get A Gri----I-----PGet A Gri----I-----PGet A Gri----I-----PChorusOh It Really Does Haunt MeYou're Someone's Kid Then Someone's MommySun Damaged Like SalamiAnd It Hits Like A TsunamiCrashing Through My BodyIt's A Gift It's A Gift It's A GiftGet A Grip Get A Grip Get A GripIt's A Gift It's A Gift Get A Grip
