Verse 1Oh We Went Up To The Highlands Of ScotlandTo The Land Of The Loch And The GlenAnd We'll All Bring Our Wives Back A PresentSo We Can Go Next AgainChorusSinging, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-AddiWe Went Up By Train And By CarWhen The Juice Of The Valleys Start FlowingWe All Saw The Game In The BarVerse 2We Loaded The Bus Up With FlagonsAnd We Left About Quarter Past 7We Stopped 14 Times Between Neath And BridgendWe Were Still In Glamorgan Not 'LevenChorusSinging, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-AddiWe Went Up By Train And By CarWhen The Juice Of The Valleys Start FlowingWe All Saw The Game In The BarVerse 3Old Will He Went Up To The DriverHe Said Can You No Stop This Bus For A WhileHe Said Man Alive, We're On The M5You'll Have To Hang On Till CarlisleChorusSinging, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-AddiWe Went Up By Train And By CarWhen The Juice Of The Valleys Start FlowingWe All Saw The Game In The BarVerse 4So Will He Climbed Up On The Sun RoofAnd He Stood On The Bus In DisgraceHe Wasn't To Know That That Bridge Was So LowBut He Died With A Smile On His FaceChorusSinging, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-AddiWe Went Up By Train And By CarWhen The Juice Of The Valleys Start FlowingWe All Saw The Game In The BarVerse 5He Was Splattered All Over The PavementAnd His Leek It Was Stuffed Down His ThroatAnd I Heard Will's Friend Say, As They Scraped Will Away"My Ticket Was Inside His Coat"ChorusSinging, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-AddiWe Went Up By Train And By CarWhen The Juice Of The Valleys Start FlowingWe All Saw The Game In The Bar