A1I Make A Date For Golf And You Can Bet Your Life It RainsI Try To Give A Party But The Guy Upstairs ComplainsI Guess I'll Go Through Life Just Catchin' Colds And Missin' TrainsEverything Happens To MeA2I Never Miss A Thing, I've Had The Measles And The MumpsAnd When I Play An Ace, My Partner Always TrumpsI Guess I'm Just A Fool Who Never Looks Before He JumpsEverything Happens To MeBAt First My Heart Thought You Could Break This Jinx For MeThat Love Would Turn The Trick To End DespairBut Now I Just Can't Fool This Head That Thinks For MeSo I've Mortgaged All My Castles In The AirA3I've Telegraphed And Phoned, Sent An Air Mail Special, TooYou Answer Was "Goodbye", There Was Even Postage DueI Fell In Love Just Once And Then It Had To Be With YouEverything Happens To MeInstruments A1Instruments A2Instruments B
