IntroAre You Ready Chuck? Take OneN.c.One Two, One Two ThreeVerse 1You Can't Fool A Fooler, I Can TellWhen A John Got Jazzed By A JezebelYou Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)Tell The Man, Somebody, You Can't Beat The HouseVerse 2When These Horn Dogs Get Lucky With DoughThey'll Blow It On The Roosters And The Girls Of Smokey RowYou Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)Now Tell The Man, Somebody, You Can't Beat The HouseInterludeVerse 3You Wanna Buy You A Dance? Don't Buy It In HereIt's All Skin Games And Jelly Roll, Red-Eye And BeerThey're All As Mean As Rat Snakes, All Got Knives In Their BootsEven The Piano Player Man, He Don't Care Who He ShootsVerse 4See That Little Homewrecker In The BackroomShe'll Pick Your Pocket With Her Pet RaccoonYou Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)Tell The Man, Somebody, You Can't Beat The HouseOutro
