IntroVerse 1My Parents Bought Me Toys, Now I Don't Have To Move OutI Talk About St. Louis And Complain About The SouthI Can Only Keep One Friend At A TimeI'm Every Single Friend That's Ever Left You BehindVerse 2I'm Up On All The Latest Fads, I've Seen All Those FilmsI'll Tell You About My Drug Days, But I Still Can't Swallow PillsWhen My Brother Was Born, He Was DeadAnd You Remind Me Of A Brother That I Never Got To HaveBecause When You're Out Of Sight, You're Out Of MindI'm Every Single Friend That's Ever Left You BehindVerse 3My Girlfriend’s Pretty Smokin', But I Flirt With Other ChicksWhen I Go To A Rock Show, I'm The First To Flick My BicAnd Laugh About The Band When They Go Out Of StyleI'm Every Single Friend That's Ever Left You BehindBridgeWell I Ain't Gonna Change, ManYou're Better Off Not Thinking You’re A DoctorI Won't Turn My Head And Cough‘Cause You've Only Got Your Balls And Your Word In This Life, WellVerse 4I've Dated Strippers, I've Dated WhoresI've Been With Your Girlfriend, But I Still Need MoreI've Gotta Spread The Seeds Out Far And WideI'm Every Single Friend That's Ever Left You BehindVerse 5This Isn't No Confession Man, It's Only Half TrueYou Know, I Would Never Betray My Loyalty To YouBut I'll Play Dj In The Car On Long DrivesI Know You Don't Like This Band, But You've Gotta Give Them A TryBesides, You Can Choose The Music When It's Your Turn To DriveI'm Every Single Friend That's Ever Left You BehindVerse 6I've Gotta Go Right Now, I Think I've Told You Too MuchI Don't See You As A Pal, I Just Use You Like A CrutchThat Helps Me To Ride Shotgun With A Path I Would Love To HideI'm Every Single Friend That's Ever Left You BehindOutroLike Every Single Friend That's Ever Left You BehindI’m Every Single Friend...
