Bpm: 133DKey: G MajorIntro 1Verse 1They Call Me Mr. CarbohydrateIt's The Only Thing I Can DigestXenophobia Or General DisinterestI Must Catch Up With All This StuffVerse 2They Call Me A Boring Fuck HeadThey Say, I Might As Well Work In A BankI Tell Them I Wish I Was,They Tell Me That I'm Sick In The HeadThey Say That I'm Sick In The HeadVerse 3They Call Me Mr. CarbohydrateThey Call Me Mr. InadequateThey Call Me Mr. ParanoiaThey Call Me Mr. HypochondriaInterlude 1Verse 4Have You Heard Of Matthew Maynard?He's My Fa Vorite CricketerI Would Rather Watch Him PlayThan Pick Up My GuitarThan Play With My GuitarVerse 5People Tell Me I Should Get Out MoreBut The Tv Is My Best FriendCynicism Is The Only ThingThat Keeps Me SaneThe Only Thing That Keeps Me SaneVerse 6They Call Me Mr.CarbohydrateThey Call Me Mr. InadequateThey Call MeMr. ParanoiaThey Call Me Mr. HypochondriaInterlude 2Verse 7Sometimes I Just Stay In BedAnd Think About The DayWhen I Can Retire,Forgetting Everythin'I'll Forget Everythin'Verse 8Forget Everythin'Forever But Not TodayWhen I Cannot, Cannot SayNo More YesterdaysNo More YesterdaysOutro 1