Intro
Verse 1
His Truck Was Parked Just Two Doors Down
Right Where It Shouldn't Be Hangin' Around
That New Neighbour Down At 505 Was Miss Tennessee 2009
Pre-Chorus
He Came Home To "Where The Hell You Been?" And She Saw Red Lipstick On Him
And The Wrath Of God Flew Right Out Of Her Mouth
He Messed Around And When She Found Out
Chorus
She Got The House, The Truck, The Granddaddy's Guns
The Dog, The Cat, The Jimmy And The Jack
Took The Eggs And The Bacon, Wasn't No Negotiatin'
And Got The Boat, The Bait, The Money In The Bank
Wasn't Thinking 50/50, She Was Thinking Cha-Cha-Ching
He Got What He Had Comin' And She Got What She Deserved
His And Hers
Verse 2
He Signed His Name On The Dotted Line
Kinda Thinkin' She'd Be More Kind, But Her Lawyer Asked, "What You Wanna Do?"
She Said, "What's Mine Is Mine And What's His Is Too"
Chorus
She Got The House, The Truck, The Granddaddy's Guns
The Dog, The Cat, The Jimmy And The Jack
Took The Eggs And The Bacon, Wasn't No Negotiatin'
And Got The Boat, The Bait, The Money In The Bank
Wasn't Thinking 50/50, She Was Thinking Cha-Cha-Ching
He Got What He Had Comin' And She Got What She Deserved
His And Hers
Solo
Bridge
Aw, She Got It All And She Ain't Givin' It Back
He'll Be The First To Tell You That She Got The Last Laugh
Chorus
She Got The House, The Truck, The Granddaddy's Guns
The Dog, The Cat, The Jimmy And The Jack
Took The Eggs And The Bacon, Wasn't No Negotiatin'
And Got The Boat, The Bait, The Money In The Bank
Wasn't Thinking 50/50, She Was Thinking Cha-Cha-Ching
He Got What He Had Comin' And She Got What She Deserved
Aw, He Got What He Had Comin' And She Got What She Deserved
Aw, His And Hers
