IntroVerse 1She Was Gonna Clean His Plow With An Ugly DivorceNow He Thinks He'll Set His Course On A Southern RouteHe Drove To The Border To Get His Mind In Order And Just Try To Figure It OutHe Asked A Street Wise Muchacho, "Son, Do You Know Where A Gringo Might FindA Lovely Senorita, A Cold Margarita To Pass Away This Evening Time"He Said, "I'm No Comprende But If You Could Lend Me Cinco Centavos MoreBe An Amigo Of Mine And We'll Knock Tres Times On Dos Hermanos Back Door"Verse 2Dos Hermanos Cantina Is Like An ArenaFilled With Ladies Of The NightYou Can Forget Someone, You'll Have So Much FunThey Party Until The DaylightThe Ladies Hold You Close, You'll Forget AlmostAnything You Want ToDon't Worry 'Bout The Lingo 'Cause They Love A GringoAnd Know Exactly What To DoChorusAt Dos Hermanos CantinaThe Ladies Dance Every NightTheir Bodies Sway As The Music PlaysThey Party Till The DaylightIf You Got Trouble To Lose On The DoubleDos Hermanos Is The Place To GoJust Thank Your Lucky Stars That You Found This BarOn The Border Of Old MexicoInstrumental BreakVerse 3The Sooner The Better He Fired A Letter Straight Back To WichitaSaid Hello To His Mother Then He Told His BrotherIt Beats All I've Ever SawYou Could Befriend Me If You Could Just Send MeAnything That I OwnGo Tell The Lawyer For The Spouse She Can Keep The HouseThis Gringo Ain't Coming Back HomeChorusFrom Dos Hermanos CantinaWhere The Ladies Dance Every NightTheir Bodies Sway As The Music PlaysThey Party Till The DaylightIf You Got Trouble To Lose On The DoubleDos Hermanos Is The Place To GoI Thank My Lucky Stars That I Found This BarOn The Border Of Old MexicoTagI Thank My Lucky Stars That I Found This BarOn The Border Of Old Mexico