Verse 1In The Time Of Chimpanzees I Was A MonkeyButane In My Veins And I'm Out To Cut The JunkieWith The Plastic Eyeballs, Spray-Paint The VegetablesDog Food Skulls With The Beefcake PantyhoseKill The Headlights And Put It In NeutralStock Car Flaming With The Loser In The Cruise ControlBaby's In Reno With The Vitamin DGot A Couple Of Couches, Sleep On The Love-SeatSomeone Came In Saying I'm Insane To ComplainAbout A Shotgun Wedding And A Stain On My ShirtDon't Believe Everything That You BreatheYou Get A Parking Violation And A Maggot On Your SleeveSo Shave Your Face With Some Mace In The DarkSaving All Your Food Stamps And Burning Down The Trailer ParkYo, Cut ItHookSo I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?(Go On Take A Mugshot)So I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?Verse 2The Forces Of Evil In A Bozo NightmareBan All The Music With The Phony Gas ChamberCause One's Got A Weasel And The Other's Got A FlagOne's On The Pole, Shove The Other In A BagWith The Rerun Shows And The Cocaine Nose-JobThe Daytime Crap Of The Folksinger SlobHe Hung Himself With A Guitar StringA Slab Of Turkey-Neck And Its Hanging From A Pigeon WingYou Can't Get Right If You Can't RelateTrade The Cash For The Beat For The Body For The HateAnd My Time Is A Piece Of Wax Falling On A TermiteWho's Choking On The SplintersHookSo I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?(Get Crazy With The Cheez Whiz)So I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?I'm A Driver I'm A WinnerThings Are Gonna Change, I Can Feel ItHookSo I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?(I Can't Believe You)So I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?So I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?(Sprechen Sie Deutsch, Eh, Baby?)So I Dont Care AnymoreI'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?(Know What I'm Sayin'?)
