IntroVerse 1Spend Most Of My Time Down In South CarolineDancin' And Drinkin' Soco With LimeAnd I Met A Girl, Black Hair N' CsA Mexican Cutie; Every Man's DreamChorusWell I Was Spinnin' From Cuervo Worse Than A Texas TornadoNo Mas Tequila I'm Not Feeling Muy BuenoI Drove Down The I-5 From Oakland Down To San DiegoWhen I'd Got To The Border, I'd Say Adios AmigoBreakVerse 2I Got No Dinero For The Next Rodeo, Just A Tale Of A Modern Day Povre VaqueroSo I Went To The Beach, I Mixed Me Up A DrinkWoke Up Two Days Later Passed Out In The Street (Ahah)ChorusBut I Was Spinnin' From Cuervo Worse Than A Texas TornadoNo Mas Tequila I'm Not Feeling Muy BuenoWell I Drove Down The I-5 From Oakland Down To San DiegoWhen I'd Got To The Border, I'd Say Adios AmigoBridgeVerse 3Well I Couldn't Make Bail, Got Locked Up In Some JailI Was Sharing The Cell With A Crazy Loud-Mouthed LatinoBeen Up For Some Days, Strung Out On CocaineI Was Feelin' No Pain When The Federales Finally CameChorusBut I Was Spinnin' From Cuervo Worse Than A Texas TornadoNo Mas Tequila I'm Not Feeling Muy BuenoWell I Drove Down The I-5 From Oakland Down To San DiegoWhen I'd Got To The Border, I'd Say Adios AmigoOutro