** = Two StrumsIntroVerse 1When You Got No More AssuranceThan A Great Big Hunk O' LeadIf You Don't Respond To RomanceJack, You're DeadWhen A Chick Is Smilin' At YouEven Though There's Nothin' SaidIf You Stand There Like A StatueJack, You're DeadChorusYou Been Always Kickin'But You Stubbed Your ToesWhen You Ups And Kicks The BucketJust Like Ol' Man Mose'Verse 2When You Get No Kicks From Lovin'And You Blow Your Top InsteadIt's A Fact That You Ain't Livin'Jack, You're DeadInterludeVerse 3When You Just Ain't Got NobodySince You Gone And Lost Your HeadRigor Mortis Has Set In, DaddyJack, You're DeadWhat's The Use Of Havin' MusclesWhen Your Life Hangs By A ThreadIf You Ain't Got No Red CorpusclesJack, You're DeadChorusYou Been Always Kickin'But You Stubbed Your ToesWhen You Ups And Kicks The BucketJust Like Ol' Man Mose'BridgeWhen You Get No Kicks From Lovin'And The News Begins To SpreadAll The Cats Will Holler "Murder"Jack, You're DeadOutroAll The Breath Has Leaked Out Of YouIf Your Friends Gather Round The BedAnd Look At You And Say "Mm Mm, Don't He Look Natural?"When That Happens To You, DaddyJack, You're Dead
